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Coldy Locks

The park maintenance man

approaches the locked restroom,

carrying a blowtorch.

Hard to say which I

needed more: the trim or the

cheap talk therapy.

Off Limits

The toddler’s step stool

helps me reach things stored up high,

away from her reach.

Get It While You Can

Wait. I’m in a house

with free HBO and I’m

reading a book?

Land Lines

The two-year-old says,

“I like hotels! They have real

phones there!” I feel old.

An employed freelance

writer closely resembles

an unemployed person.

Disguise Party

Clear blue sky buzzing

with bright sun all birthday long.

(Seattle, is that you?)

Washed Out

Full white moon bleaches

our skin tones, sets the stage for

a cold, clean break.

Zuppa de Ceci

Kate sends me into

her dark backyard to pick two

sprigs of rosemary.

Releaved

Under my windshield

wiper: a parking ticket?!

Phew. A yellow leaf.

Fruit for Fruit

My heart is a bruised

apple. I try to heal it

with blueberry pancakes.

Fender Bender

Late night car crash. Two

men exchanging legal info.

Seems like a break-up.

Sounds Savory

Man in elevator

carries pie crust and garlic.

“Oh, making garlic pie?”

Haiku Slammed

Eliminated

in round one was worth Blair telling

me, “Girl, you got robbed!”

Status Update

Insurance form reads:

“Not Married, Never Married”

just to be real clear.

Ground Level Bedroom

There’s a cat on my

bed! And we don’t have a cat!

Time to invest in screens.

Familiar Freeze

Say “Hi” to a gal on

the street. She frowns, stares at me.

It’s good to be home.

Woman Pinned by Sofa

Moving furniture

alone, I think of that one

Rescue 911.

New Kid on The Block

Still unsure which light

switch controls which light fixture.

Humbled by new house.

What Took You So Long?

Seattle said “Welcome

Back, Elissa” with a free

screening of Singles!

Echo Chamber

The more progress you

make, the louder the echoes

get. Moving day.

Beyond Repair

The real haiku I

want to write would damage my

net reputation.

5-Day Forecast

Do I dare check the

weather forecast for moving

day? It will only sting.

Close (Bird) Call

Slowing down to

identify a cool bird,

almost got rear-ended.

Still Here

Raised eyebrows, knowing

smile from his roommate in the

kitchen this morning.

Bonding with border

guard about health benefits of

apple cider vinegar.

Saylittle

Promise I won’t tell

if you listen to the album

the day of the concert.

Holiday Hours

We forgot it was

Remembrance Day, scrambled to

find a liquor store.

A Little Privacy?

Long poncho sweater

allows for stealthy scratching

of crotch area.

I LOVE this song!

Party people cheer

and dance to the record I

put on. Proud moment.

Just the Essentials

Didn’t pack poetry

books because I wasn’t

expecting a breakdown.

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